30/10/2008
Barry Walls - Most Eligible Bachelor in Magherfelt (once parol comes through).

Above: Phil and Becky - They own the Best Bar on Golf del Sur!

"Here...Becky...look...now that we’re married, you can swill it around in your mouth like this!”

"Hahaha...Phil...darling...you’re so sweet...pay attention cos this is important....this is what you’re going to be seeing for the rest of your married life....*spits into glass* I’m married now! Hahahaha....Where's that cake?"

Pinehurst bar is easily the best bar in Golf Del Sur. It's run by Phil and Becky, with excellent home cooking and scuba diving advice by Jonny, pole dancing by Penny, Karen and Mary and deep social commentary from John “the Baptist”. Blessed are thee who....do something or other...I wasnt really listening...I was wondering if sea anenomies rode seahorses in an under water grand national.

Richard is on hand to play pool...and his rates are very reasonable. He also does a great impersonation of Jasper Carrot....and his builders impersonation isn’t too bad either!

Becky comes from a line of Mongolians who bravely fought with Gengis Khan on the steps of Russia many centuries ago. She appreciates the warrior in men, so she and Al Qaeda under-cover operative Phil, (formerly undercover) formed a Spanish sleeper cell hell bent on total world domination.

Phase one...the take over of Pinehurst Bar from the infidels, Stuart and Karen...or Karen and Stuart are they are known...boss first......is complete. Phase 2....get the community to fork out for new toilets in the bar under the pretext of “do it or we will jihad your ass” is progressing according to plan.

Their evil plan to make all infidels feel comfortable before the Great Jihad with great food and drink in pleasant surroundings is working very well!

If you’d like something a bit esoteric, Les aka “Gandalf the great” escaped from middle earth 5 cubits ago with Jonny when they broke out of the prison of Mordor. They picked Neil up along the way and he used his super human computing powers to calculate how far it was to the moon...which didnt really help much in the escape. Jonny is the last remaining hobbit on upper earth...desperately trying to procreate.

Les does great tricks....he makes ashtrays levitate right before your eyes! The man is a true magician and gives Russ a good run for his money!

Tommy, who heroically defended the citizens of Glasgow from a recent attack by Muslim extremists at Glasgow airport was recently interviewed on TV. "How dare they come to Glasgow and spread religious hatred" Tommy said...."To be honest, they have some cheek...these Muslim boyos dont even have their own football team!"

Russ does great balloon tricks and he will keep you entertained all minute. Don’t play poker with this man...unless you want to win his car.

Lets not forget Liam. In life he entertained us all...a mild man..never one to cast the first stone. In death he made a great feed for a shoal of fish. Maybe thats how Jebus did it?

Pinehurst has fantastic views. It's located up the hill from the Agua Marina hotel and its the ONLY spot in EUROPE which has all year round sunshine, breathtaking views of the sea, the mountain, the multi million dollar marina and a championship golf course. It truly is the best bar in Golf Del Sur...loved my residents and visitors alike.

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